Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Evidence that I am dead

I just got evidence that I am dead, in an email that starts:

Dear expired [organization] member,
You might think this is pretty weak evidence. Maybe "expired" doesn't mean "dead" here. But the email continues:
Thank you for your past support of [organization]. Your membership has recently expired, and we would like to take this opportunity to urge you to renew your membership.
But last year I acquired a life membership...

Sorry, I couldn't resist sharing this.

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4 comments:

  1. SMatthewStolteNovember 7, 2017 at 10:11 AM

    “Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

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  2. Dagmara LizlovsNovember 9, 2017 at 7:45 PM

    Then see if the organization offers a zombie membership. :-)

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  3. Alexander R PrussNovember 9, 2017 at 7:50 PM

    A deathtime membership for zombies? Lasts until the resurrection?

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  4. Dagmara LizlovsNovember 9, 2017 at 8:10 PM

    You got it.

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