As a warmup to his
arguments against the existence of ordinary objects, Trenton
Merricks argues against the existence of pairs of gloves.
Here’s another argument against pairs of gloves. I recently bought a
pack of 200 nitrile gloves. How many pairs am I buying? Intuitively,
there were a hundred pairs in the box. But if so, then we have have an
odd question: For which distinct gloves of x and y in the box, do x and y in the box constitute a pair? If
they all do, then there are 200⋅199/2 = 19,900 pairs in the box, while
sure we would feel ripped off if the box said “19,900 pairs”.
Well, we might say this, starting at the top of the box: the first
and second gloves are a pair, the third and fourth are a pair, and so
on. But now suppose that something went wrong in the packing, and only
199 gloves went into the box (maybe that actually happened—I didn’t
count). Then the box has 49 pairs, plus one more glove. But which of the
gloves is the extra? Is it the bottom one, the top one, or some one in
the middle? There seems to be no answer here.
Moreover, sometimes I only use one glove at a time. If so, then there
is a 50% chance that at this point the next two gloves from the box that
I put on aren’t actually a pair, and so when I put them on, I am not
actually putting on a pair of gloves.
Perhaps, you say, all these difficulties stem from the fact that
nitrile gloves do not have a left and right distinction. But suppose
they did, and I got sent a messy box with 100 left gloves and 100 right
gloves. Now, if every left glove and every right glove make a pair,
there are 100⋅100 = 10,000 pairs,
but it would be clearly a rip-off to label the box “10,000 pairs”:
clearly, there would be 100 pairs. But now we would once again have the
insuperable question of which left glove with which right glove makes a
pair.
Maybe the problem disappears if one buys things by the single pair,
as the “true pairs” are the ones one buys? I doubt it. If you saw me
walking around today, you’d have said I was wearing a pair of black
running shoes. But what happened was this: Some years back, I bought a
pair of running shoes. The stitching on the right shoe gave out all too
soon, and I patched it with a punctured bike inner tube (I save inner
tubes that are themselves too far gone to keep patching, as they are
useful for various projects), and wore it for another couple of months,
but eventually gave in and got a second pair of the same make, model,
size and color. After a year or two, I noticed that the left shoe on my
newer pair was now more worn than the left shoe on my older pair (I
didn’t throw the first pair out). And you
can guess what I did: I started wearing the right shoe from the newer
pair with the left shoe from the older pair. And that’s what I was
wearing today. So, if the true pairs are as purchased, you would have
been objectively wrong if you thought you saw me wearing a pair of shoes
today: I was wearing two half-pairs. But this is absurd.
One might say: shoes become a pair when customarily worn together.
But how many days do I need to wear them together for them to become a
pair? And what if I bought two pairs of shoes of the same sort, and
every morning randomly chose which left one and which right one to
wear?
Perhaps the problems afflicting pairs don’t afflict more tightly
bound artifacts. But I suspect it’s largely just a difference in
vividness of the problem.