I just got evidence that I am dead, in an email that starts:
Dear expired [organization] member,You might think this is pretty weak evidence. Maybe "expired" doesn't mean "dead" here. But the email continues:
Thank you for your past support of [organization]. Your membership has recently expired, and we would like to take this opportunity to urge you to renew your membership.But last year I acquired a life membership...
Sorry, I couldn't resist sharing this.
4 comments:
“Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”
Then see if the organization offers a zombie membership. :-)
A deathtime membership for zombies? Lasts until the resurrection?
You got it.
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