Platonist: Platonism is ideologically way more parsimonious than nominalism. For Platonism has one fundamental predicate applying to objects: “instantiates”. Nominalism, on the other hand, has many: “is charged”, “has mass”, “is ____ units away from”, etc.
Nominalist: Platonism also has properties or relations such as charge, mass, or being ____ units away from.
Platonist: Yes, it has these properties among its objects, but there are no fundamental predicates corresponding to them. Platonism has extra fundamental objects, but that’s a question of ontological, not ideological parsimony.
Nominalist: But the Platonist has names for these objects: “charge”, “mass”, etc. And if fundamental predicates count against ideological parsimony, so do names of fundamental entities.
Platonist: If names of fundamental entities count against ideological parsimony, then either we have an objectionably anthropocentric notion of parsimony on which the parsimony of a theory depends on how many fundamental things we have in fact named, or else we are counting nameable fundamental things, and we have to say that a theory on which there are 1090 fundamental particles is far less ideologically parsimonious than one on which there are 1080 of them, since they’re all nameable. But it seems absurd to decide how many particles we have on grounds of ideological parsimony.
Nominalist: But Platonism has an additional categorial division, between properties (including non-monadic ones, if we want to be charitable and not count relations separately) and non-properties.
Platonist: Yes, but this division is not fundamental, since it can be entirely defined in terms of the Platonist’s one fundamental predicate, and logical and modal operators that nominalists also need: a property is an x such that possibly there are things that instantiate x. (Granted, this requires a sparse Platonism that doesn’t have properties like square circularity.)
Nominalist: But surely there is a difference in kind that explains why some things can be instantiated and others cannot.
Platonist: Sure, but not a difference in fundamental kind. Fundamentally, Platonism should be considered a one-category theory with one predicate, and lots and lots of names.