The following argument is valid. I don't vouch for soundness!
- (Premise) If I ought to A, then I can A.
- (Premise) If I have received an interlibrary loan item, I ought to return it on or before its due date.
- (Premise) If I can return an item on a date before today's date, then time travel is possible.
- (Premise) Today I have received an interlibrary loan item due on March 8, 2011.
- So, I ought to return an item on or before March 8, 2011.
- So, I can return an item on or before March 8, 2011.
- (Premise) Any date on or before March 8, 2011 is before today's date.
- So, time travel is possible.
Premises (3), (4) and (7) appear to be true.