- (Premise) If t is a time at which a human being x exists, then x owes thanks to God for existing at t.
- (Premise) If x would be better off not existing at t, then x does not owe anybody thanks for existing at t.
- Therefore, there is no human being that exists at a time at which it would be better for her not to exist.
A corollary is that every human in hell is better off existing than not existing, and owes thanks to God for continuing to exist, as per my remarks here.
This post is inspired by a remark I overheard wafting from another restaurant table near the Central APA that on some view (I didn't hear whose), even those in hell owe thanks to God.